A short story by Claudia Berdella
Jackie would never know. The morgue was locked and her husband’s open-headed carcass was being prepared for the coffin. Late in the night one of the workers came out of his secret spot, it wasn’t his first ballgame but it would be the only chance with such a notable corpse.
“I didn’t vote for you, but I can’t resist it. This is a once-in-a lifetime opportunity you see; for me not you of course” he thought as he pulled the sheet off the presidential cadaver. The mortician began to undress himself, and his eye caught the record player in the corner of the room. Conveniently it had Marilyn Monroe singing Happy Birthday Mr President on it already. He went over to put the needle to the record before walking back to the corpse. As he turned the body over to begin, a flap of skin on the skull fell back.
The mortician, already aroused from the idea of what he was about to do smiled a sly slit. He knew what to do, no one had ever done so to the commander in chief before, at least in public record. Gently, he steadied the head and guided his erect member into the wound. What brain was still in there made for an almost instantaneous orgasmic reaction. Sperm leaked from the nose.
“Fuck” he thought, “that was too quick.” But then, he realized the deceased man’s suit was in a bag in the next room over. Quickly going to it, he rummaged through the fabrics until laying his hands on a small capsule. “I knew it” his mind retorted while opening it.
After snorting the capsule of cocaine, the necrophiliac mortician went back to work and to town. His trick was simple, do the job he was payed for while performing. After half an hour it was done.
Jackie-O would never know.