Ever start eating the grass growing in the courtyard because you paralyzed the air and can’t breathe after you ate too many ants at the Walmart... It’s a regular occurrence for the people in Wales who came from Mississippi after the Galactic Empire took over Kashyyk and enslaved all the Wookies when the sun set at the dawn of Groundhog Day. Really though all of it can be blamed on Bill Maher when he shot a crossbow at Saul Goodman over a parking spot in the outer area of Narnia, in the middle of a territorial dispute with the French. This being the result in of itself of remaining Separatist factions still loyal to Count Dooku’s cause, the war on drugs that he waged in collaboration with Jeffrey Dahmer. This relationship began over breakfast on Saturn, prepared for the two by Aleister Crowley. However, all was deception for Sauron had returned to Albuquerque. Technically this happened in 1946 after he was resurrected in a ritual performed by Oppenheimer that resulted in the atom bomb, but this was as well a fiasco designed to funnel money into the tampon industry.
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